Friday, July 20, 2012

Vinyl is better than MP3

LPs

The 5th Dimension - The Age of Aquarius
Bryan Adams - Reckless
Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass - Whipped Cream and Other Delights
Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass - The Beat of the Brass
The Association - Greatest Hits
B.T. Express - Do It 'Til You're Satisified
The Boomtown Rats - Greatest Hits
Buckner & Garcia - Pac-Man Fever
Ray Charles - Greatest Hits
Cheap Trick - At Budokan
Cheech and Chong - Up In Smoke
Chic - Greatest Hits
Bill Cosby - The Best Of
Jim Croce - Life and Times
Jim Croce - You Don't Mess Around With Jim
Doris Day - Whatever Will Be, Will Be
Deep Purple - Deepest Purple
Jackie DeShannon - The Very Best Of
Dexys Midnight Runners - Too-Rye-Ay
Neil Diamond - Gold
Electric Light Orchestra - Olé ELO
Electric Light Orchestra/Olivia Newton-John - Xanadu
Eurythmics - Be Yourself Tonight
José Feliciano - Feliciano!
Fleetwood Mac - Fleetwood Mac
Aretha Franklin - The Best Of
The Four Tops - Greatest Hits
Robert Goulet - Greatest Hits
Don Ho - Greatest Hits
Incredible Bongo Band - Bongo Rock
Rick James - Reflections
Billy Joel - The Stranger
Elton John - Don't Shoot Me I'm Only The Piano Player
Elton John - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Kansas - Point of Know Return
The Knack - Get The Knack
Andre Kostelanetz - Plays Chicago
Huey Lewis and The News - Sports
Gordon Lightfoot - The Best Of
Don McLean - American Pie
Meat Loaf - Bat Out Of Hell
Steve Miller Band - Greatest Hits 1974-78
Jim Nabors - The Way Of Love
Paddy Noonan and his Grand Band - Irish Party
Pointer Sisters - Break Out
The Power Station - The Power Station
Henry Mancini - The Academy Award Songs
Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good
Martha and the Vandellas - Greatest Hits
John Cougar Mellencamp - Uh Huh
John Cougar Mellencamp - Scarecrow
Men At Work - Business As Usual
Boots Randolph - Plays 12 Monstrous Sax Hits
Boots Randolph - Plays The Great Hits Of Today
Boots Randolph - Yakety Sax!
Lou Reed - Transformer
Lionel Richie - Can't Slow Down
Simon and Garfunkel - Greatest Hits
Simon and Garfunkel - Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
Stray Cats - Built For Speed
Styx - The Grand Illusion
Styx - Kilroy Was Here
Sugarhill Gang - Rappers Delight (Single)
The Supremes - I Hear A Symphony
Sweet - The Golden Treats
The Temptations - Greatest Hits
Timbuk3 - Greetings From
Lily Tomlin - This Is A Recording
USA for Africa - We Are The World
War - Greatest Hits
Weather Report - Heavy Weather
Flip Wilson - The Flip Wilson Show
Stevie Wonder - Looking Back
Frankie Yankovic - Polka My Way



45 RPM

Blondie - The Tide Is High/Suzy and Jeffrey
Brownsville Station - Smokin' In The Boys Room/Barefootin'
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son/Down On The Corner
Rodney Dangerfield - Rappin' Rodney/Funiculi, Funicula
Sammy Hagar - I Can't Drive 55/Dick In The Dirt
John Cougar Mellencamp - Small Town/Small Town (Acoustic)


Movie Soundtracks

A Clockwork Orange
Alice's Restaurant
All In The Family
American Graffiti
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
FM
Goldfinger
Good Morning Vietnam
Hair
High Anxiety/Mel Brooks Variety
History of the World: Part 1
Mary Poppins
The Music Man
Poltergeist
Shaft
The Sound of MusicStand By Me
Star Wars/2001: A Space Odyssey
West Side Story
Young Frankenstein



Compilations

Television's Greatest Hits (TeeVee Tunes)
25 #1 Hits from 25 Years (Motown)
Keenergold Volume Four (WKNR)
Gilles Peterson - Worldwide (Techno)
Music from Tom Jones/Charade/Pink Panther
25 Polka Greats (K-Tel)
Disco Dynamite (K-Tel)
Hot Tracks (K-Tel)

Monday, July 16, 2012

Classic Cars of the Future?

When it comes to classic cars, there are a few which represent the pinnacle of American Automotive Design: Mustang Fastback Cobra, Camaro, Chevelle SS, and Challenger.

Though through various fuel crises, EPA and NHTSA standards, and the need for lower priced materials, the design of cars has drastically changed since the mid 1980's.

This begs the question of what is going to be considered the classic car of the future? While some cars such as the 2012 Ford Shelby Cobra GT-500 or the 2011 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 are the quite obvious answers, there are some cars that are overlooked, disregarded or generally shrugged off.

Here's a brief list of cars within the past 30 years could be considered classics.

AMC Eagle












The AMC Eagle was a mish-mosh of components from the AMC lineup. A mixture of the Spirit, Gremlin, Hornet, and Concorde added with a Four-Wheel-Drive system mated to either a plethora of powertrain options including the iconic 4.2L AMC Inline Six created the Richard Teague inspired Off-Road capable monster.

The answer to the question that nobody asked ended up being one of the best selling vehicles in the entire lifespan of American Motors. Today, clean Eagles can fetch anything north of $10,000 as far as $30,000 for a clean SX/4.



Cadillac Cimaron














Don't laugh. As ridiculous as a Cadillac badged Cavalier sounds, don't laugh. As being the car that nearly killed Cadillac, most employees at GM still cringe at the name Cimarron, even if it's in reference to a town in New Mexico.

In a response to rising CAFE standards came the Cimarron by Cadillac (As it was marketed). A response which took a fully-loaded Cavalier and slapped a Cadillac badge on it and called it done. This was GM's first 4-cylinder Cadillac since 1917 and the last one until the upcoming ATS, and produced an anemic 88 horsepower. This was also the first Cadillac with a manual transmission since 1953.

Why is this car special? It proves that even the best ideas are prone to being fucked up. There are bad cars, and then there are awesomely bad cars. GM produced 132,499 examples of awesomely bad ideas.


Chevrolet Celebrity














The rarity of the Celebrity isn't caused by a lack of production. They made a ton of the damn things. However, the Celebrity (and most GM vehicles in the 80's) serves as a lesson in rust-proofing. It is more likely for you to win the lottery than to find a Celebrity without rust.

For most people who grew up in the 90's, the Celebrity has some sort of memory. Typically of being broke down on the side of the road because it's an 80's GM product, but a memory none-the-less.

Not all Celebrity's are collectors. God no. But there are three specific versions which are potentials for collectability: 1) EuroSport. 2) Eurosport VR. 3) Diesel.


Chevrolet Lumina APV (and variants)













Probably one of the only vehicles to have more in common with an appliance than an actual car.









The first generation Lumina APV/Pontiac TransSport/Oldsmobile Silhouette was the first threat to Chrysler's minivan game as GM designed the van as sleek and sporty. Something which hadn't been done stateside. Sales were modest through nearly the entire run of the vans which featured new technology still found on vans today such as power sliding doors, air adjustable suspension, and built-in child seats.

A definite vehicle for the minivan generation, the appeal now lays with those who owned one, whose parents owned one or who are absolute nerds when it comes to car design.


Chrysler K-Cars










Love it or hate it, this is the car that saved Chrysler Corporation after government intervention (the first time). Even with MotorTrend's nod as Car Of The Year in 1981, images of Edward K. Rooney (asshole) still emerge with the Plymouth Reliant.

The full development of the K-Car was based upon two reasons. To somewhat copy what the Japanese competition was doing with making a common platform for various vehicles and to make a cheap car. Obviously something worked as the Dodge Aries sold around 1 million in its lifespan and the Plymouth Reliant flung over the million car mark at somewhere around 1.2 million.

As a side bit of information, this was the first Chrysler vehicle to be produced in the metric system.

But why an appeal? This one isn't about the looks, it's about the lifestyle. Okay, maybe not even the lifestyle, but more of the historical importance for the Chrysler Corporation.


Dodge Caliber SRT4

















Let me start off by saying this: Dear Neon SRT4 guys, it's a Neon SRT4. It's not a Dodge SRT4. If that's the case, then so is this. You sound like a fucking idiot when you argue that it's not a Neon.

Anyways, this two-year only bastard of the SRT group proved to be a surprising creature. With 285 horsepower, a 6-speed Getrag manual gearbox, and a wee bit of tuning, the Caliber SRT4 proved to be surprisingly fun to throw around despite poor sales.

While this is the newest car on the list, the quirkiness and potential rarity of this car due to racerboys not understanding how a car works and blowing it up, the future of this car lays in the SRT community who tends to either be absolutely stupid or insanely awesome when it comes to keeping cars.


Ford Festiva













Potentially the smallest vehicle Ford Motor Company has ever sold, was never really a Ford. The debut of the Festiva was based on a relationship of Korean company Kia in which the Festiva was a rebadged Kia Pride.

The 1.3L inline four economy car proved to be a hit as Ford managed to move around 350,000 cars over a five year timespan.

This proved to be the better of Ford's sub-compact ideas as the successor, the Ford Aspire, managed to fizzle away into the oblivion it came from.

Today, Festivas can still be found running around even in the rust belt. Most of these cars have well over 200,000 miles on them but are still in decent shape due to the availability and cost of parts. Clean examples can be found from $1000.


Ford Tempo
















A car which became synonymous with a throw away car, the first generation Tempo is slowly becoming cool again.

The Tempo became second in line between the Thunderbird and the Taurus to bring Ford's new aero design scheme which not only brought a new face to the automotive world, but also brought better aerodynamics to cars bringing better fuel economy. Later in its life, the Tempo would experience a diesel variant, all wheel drive, and the first production sedan to feature a driver's side airbag.

The Tempo brought a new thrill to the compact car market with its design that over 400,000 were sold in the first year alone.

Overall, nearly three-million Tempos were sold. Some were good, some were Tempos. A first generation Tempo can be hard to find, but the ones which are still rolling around are examples of ones which were built on a Wednesday when the UAW wasn't pissed off about something stupid.


Geo Metro













The car that said "Fuck You" to large V8 sedans and trucks proved to be the flagship of GM's small car division which was to battle the imports of the 1980's.

The Geo Metro, which was also sold as the Suzuki Swift in the US, had one thing in mind: Fuel economy. Reaching in some cases up to 60mpg on the highway, the Geo Metro was the go-to vehicle for those who wanted high mileage and didn't mind being burdened with three cylinders of raw power. This 1.0L engine was actually DE-TUNED to 49 horsepower.

Sadly, the Metro wafted off into an oblivion as gas prices dropped and Americans went for bigger and more powerful vehicles (Read: SUV Craze). Though, with fuel prices being high, clean Metros are going for upwards of $3,000.


Isuzu Impulse














Sold only for a short time along with it's sibling the Geo Storm, the Isuzu Impulse was a car which seemed confused by itself. While the car looks stunning from either the front or the back, they don't seem to match each other, as if the front and back were designed by separate design teams.

Available with a 1.6L NA and a 1.6L Turbo (in the RS), the Impulse wasn't the slow pony at the show, but due to advancing emission and crash safety requirements, the Impulse wasn't continued.

Isuzu owners are very passionate about their vehicles and take very well care of their cars. While the Impulse is the rarest of all Isuzu vehicles, a majority of existing Impulses are clean and still are eye-catchers due to their oddness.


Toyota Van















In one of the "Meanwhile, in Japan..." moments, Toyota unveiled the Van.

Over a six year period, this bizarre looking creature from the land of the rising sun strutted across America in rear wheel and all wheel drives with a laundry list of creature comforts ranging from a refridgerator, to dual sunroofs, to captains chairs.

However, the short wheelbase lead to a bumpy ride and the ability to do a stoppie in emergency situations. These issues were resolved in the less than stellar Toyota Previa.

The Toyota Van is a rare glimpse into the past, as many of them have succumbed to rust, daily use, and/or six-year-olds.


Volkswagen Fox (Hehe... Fox)













Oh Murr! The Volkswagen Fox. Also known in Brazil (where it was built) as the Volkswagen Gol. VW's response to... something. Not really sure what. Maybe the furry community.

But the 81hp two door had decent sales, and had a strangely high focus on standard features which normally were options on its competitors. Strangely, an automatic transmission was not available throughout the entirety of the Fox's span in the States.

A majority of the Fox production were held to a coupé and a two door wagon, although the sedan was the only variant to entail the full production for the US.

So, why the Fox? Other than it's a Fox, it's the quirk factor.




There are many others that could be considered as classics, so here's a short list of honourable mentions:

Jeep Comanche














Honda CRX
































Subaru XT



Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Furries and the Fury

Note: This post contains strong language.

In the recent past, there has been some controversy regarding the furry fandom and I would like to address some of these issues right now.

To people who are not familiar with the furry fandom or are horrible internet trolls see the fandom as a sexual fetish. Obviously as you and I would know it's not. However, whenever the shit hits the fan and it makes the newspaper, a decent number of commenters try to force the fetish thing as being the only reason why we're furries. As much as this infuriates me, as I sit back and look at the fandom, I can understand why people would think we're not normal, and it's not just for the reason of wearing fursuit, tails, ears, etc.

The biggest issue I've seen, along with other furs, is the actions of certain people at events. I'm sorry, but I don't care if you're 14 or 84. Grow the fuck up. Yes, we're here to have fun, but I don't want to see someone's fun ruined because someone else is being a total jackass. Or even worse, civil infractions which could cause distress among others outside the fandom and give us a bad name. You have to think if what you are doing is going to cause someone else to have a problem. Even something as basic as giving a hug may be very irritating to someone else. Again, I'm not against people having fun, but there is a limit, and there's no reason that once you put on your tail that you can act like a three-year-old and do whatever you want.

When I went to school, there were three guidelines everyone was expected to follow: Treat everyone with reason, respect and responsibility. I really wish more furries would follow this guideline, or people would enforce this at events. Again, we're all here to have fun, but it can take one person to fuck it up for everyone.